03:34 Jul 30th
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Reccomend me a book?

I’ve read a bunch of John Green, Amy Tan, David Levithan and I can’t think of others right now. Idk just reccomend me something pls

03:54 Jul 29th
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Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie

"That’s… quite impressive, really."

"Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places."

Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”

03:12 Jul 29th
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02:55 Jul 19th
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When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

02:48 Jul 19th
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Share a Coke with Senpai



11:08 Jul 14th
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I like cheesy.

10:41 Jul 14th
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i am forever saying goodbye to my sanity

original pic: x

08:41 Jul 14th
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You know how I keep tagging things with “#*MAJESTIC XERNEAS NOISES*”?

Well, here you go.

08:40 Jul 14th
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Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?


Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

08:27 Jul 14th
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How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

04:56 Jul 14th
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look they're so cute,


These cuties make for the best reaction gifs.

08:55 Jul 12th
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Went to Japantown 😄😜